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Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Where are the Big Brother fans?
On Thursday night I was watching Big Brother and during the scene where Cody was talking Nicole into keeping Zack I looked away from his gorgeous face long enough to notice that he was wearing a fitbit!
My first thought was, "Oh look, he has one too! He must love me!"
My second thought was, "Why is he wearing that thing? Doesn't he know the battery only lasts for like five days? Looks like we've got another young hottie that isn't very smart on our hands!"
Then I noticed a couple of the others were wearing them too. Then I thought, "Oh Lord, this explains a lot about what has been going on in this house. Their batteries are all dead and their brains aren't working!"
Imagine my surprise when Julie said they were wearing them as part of the show! I was glad to know that they weren't brain dead just because their batteries were. It's comforting to know that they have bigger issues! lol!
Even though my favorite line of the night was, "Devin, you have 5 personalities and they all suck.", I'm glad that Zack was saved.
I really hope they follow through with the plan to get rid of Devin!
Anyway, back to the fitbit twist. I would like to point out that when I checked their stats I had totally smoked them all in steps taken and active moments and I wasn't even trying!
Oh, how they need to put me in that house!
Now, you need to do a couple of things. Get a fitbit and help me outdo these losers. Just remember to keep it a secret because I don't want my friends to know that I'm actually starting to enjoy this thing.
And don't forget to check out The B-Side Blog for her awesome fake photo recaps. Then watch the video recaps from Trash Talk TV. They aren't always politically correct, but they are all hilarious!
Friday, July 11, 2014
Pat! Pat! Pat!
You have to tell me how to put gas in the rental car! I hadn't even thought about that. LOL!
Thursday, July 10, 2014
The rental car...
I know you guys are probably tired of hearing about my poor mashed up car, so I thought I would tell you about the rental car I got today.
Yes, it took until today, 4 days after my car got mashed up, to get a rental! Oh, the joys of being on the losing end of a hit and run...
I got to the car rental place and as I waited for the little hottie behind the counter to get my paperwork ready I told him about my car and why I needed a rental for the next two weeks. He couldn't help himself---he fell madly in love with me! It's understandable, I mean, even though I'm old enough to be.....his mother's friend...I'm hot and I have a great personality.
He was so taken by my beauty and grace that he gave me a free upgrade from the "economy" car that the insurance was willing to pay for. Now, for the next two weeks I'll be driving around in a Nissan Altima. Road trip, anyone?
Well, as soon as I got the rental, I had to drive to the collision shop that is fixing my car to sign off on some paperwork promising them that I would be coughing up 500 of my hard earned dollars.
That took all of three minutes which was all the time the weather needed to turn on me and start pouring. Seriously, I mean POURING!!!!! Oh, the joys of living in Florida this time of year...
I consider waiting for the storm to pass, but decide that's a waste of time and make dash out to the car. I get in, put on the seat belt and push the button to start the car. The lights come on and I think I'm all good to go so I put the car in reverse. It started to roll down the incline I was parked on, but I didn't really have control. I quickly put on the brakes. Then I tried putting the car in drive to move back into the parking place, but all I did was roll back further.
I guess this is where I should point out that I am a POOR Kindergarten teacher and have never had a push button start car!
I pushed the button to turn the car off with no problem. I push it to restart the car and the lights come on again. Once again, I put the car in reverse and roll a little further out of the parking place. That's right, once again the car wasn't actually on.
At this point I'm sticking half out of the parking space in the pouring rain with a van an another car waiting for me to decide what I'm going to do so they can get out of the parking lot too.
I looked at the driver of the van and though my hands up in the "I give up" way frustrated people do. I was hoping he would come over to see if he could help me, but it was raining way too hard for that. He just went around me and the car that was behind him followed.
I sat there and thought about going back into the repair shop and and asking the lady at the desk if she would send one of the guys out to help me get this car started, but it was also raining way too hard for that.
I sat there looked around at where I was parked and at the rain pouring down and thought, "This is not going to end well for me!" Then I thought, "Well, at least I'm at the place that will be able to fix the car when someone comes along and hits me."
Suddenly, it hits me! I know what to do! I pull out my cell phone and call the young hottie at the rental place.
No, seriously, that's what I did!
I tell him that I've pushed the button and all the lights came on , but the car won't actually start. Without laughing at me, he informs me that I need to put my foot on the brake THEN push the button.
They never show that part on the TV commercials!
He very nicely tells me how to turn the car off too. Obviously, I had already figured that out or I wouldn't be needing help getting the thing to start. It was all right though. He was pretty...he didn't need to be smart. lol!
And...well, I hope I'm pretty enough that I don't have to be smart either because I need help to start a stupid car. LOL!
So, what do you think? Think he's still in love with me?
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