Saturday, August 1, 2015

I told you so!

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I warned you guys about the pigeons yesterday.  You need to know that it's getting worse!

I have to watch more episodes of Zoo to see how this thing is going to end!

Here's what happened today.....

I was out running errands and made a stop at the grocery store.  When I parked the car there were several pigeons loitering in the parking lot.  I got out of the car and tried not to make eye contact with any of them because I know how they are.

I was in the store for about 20 minutes and I came out to find that my tire was flat and all the pigeons were gone.  I just know that they did it!

I can't prove it, but I know it!

Friday, July 31, 2015

Have you seen the TV show Zoo?

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Have you seen the TV show Zoo?  I've watched the first couple of episodes so I'm not sure what is going on, but I am here to tell you that IT IS HAPPENING!  It's happening now!  Trust me!

I was putting gas in my car and as I stood there I watched as a pigeon walked around close by.  (is that what they do? Do pigeons walk?). Anyway, it was close to me and getting closer and I was a little freaked out.  I decided to adjust my stance hoping the movement would make the pigeon go away.

I had no plans of hurting that bird. I was never going to hurt it! I just wanted it to get away from me and it worked.  The stupid pigeon backed up and I was happy!

Then.....it came back for me.

It once again started walking toward me and as it got closer I once again moved.  This time the pigeon left completely.  I was happy because like I said.....those things freak me out!

After I finished pumping my gas and was getting into the car guess who decided to fly over and hit my head with its wings? You got it....that stupid pigeon! It assaulted me!

I never laid a finger on that pigeon but it winged me! On purpose!

IT IS HAPPENING!

Watch Zoo and you'll know what I'm talking about.....it's happening and no one should trust the pigeons!

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