My life as a reality show

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On the radio this morning they asked people what TV station would broadcast a reality show about your life. The on air personalities all voiced their opinions on their own lives. One guy said his reality show would run on the Nature Channel because he likes to hunt and fish. Someone else said their's would run on the Food Channel because he liked to cook and to eat. I don't remember what the other people said.

I decided very quickly that a reality show about my life would run on the Syfy Channel because I'm living through this crap and I don't even believe it. lol!

Then, just to prove that I belonged on the Syfy Channel---I got attacked by a bird. Seriously!

Mockingbirds are mean!

I got to school and walked down the sidewalk to the main office with no problem, but when I walked back along that very same sidewalk the bird attacked. At first I wasn't sure what had happened, so I looked around to see what was going on and saw the bird coming back for round two. I quickly started walking away, but I guess I wasn't going fast enough cause he got me again.

At this point I did the only thing I could do. I started screaming, running, ducking and checking my hair for bird poop all at the same time. lol! Thank goodness there were no cameras around!

Here's hoping that bird isn't home when I get to school tomorrow!