On Thursday night I was watching Big Brother and during the scene where Cody was talking Nicole into keeping Zack I looked away from his gorgeous face long enough to notice that he was wearing a fitbit!
My first thought was, "Oh look, he has one too! He must love me!"
My second thought was, "Why is he wearing that thing? Doesn't he know the battery only lasts for like five days? Looks like we've got another young hottie that isn't very smart on our hands!"
Then I noticed a couple of the others were wearing them too. Then I thought, "Oh Lord, this explains a lot about what has been going on in this house. Their batteries are all dead and their brains aren't working!"
Imagine my surprise when Julie said they were wearing them as part of the show! I was glad to know that they weren't brain dead just because their batteries were. It's comforting to know that they have bigger issues! lol!
Even though my favorite line of the night was, "Devin, you have 5 personalities and they all suck.", I'm glad that Zack was saved.
I really hope they follow through with the plan to get rid of Devin!
Anyway, back to the fitbit twist. I would like to point out that when I checked their stats I had totally smoked them all in steps taken and active moments and I wasn't even trying!
Oh, how they need to put me in that house!
Now, you need to do a couple of things. Get a fitbit and help me outdo these losers. Just remember to keep it a secret because I don't want my friends to know that I'm actually starting to enjoy this thing.
And don't forget to check out The B-Side Blog for her awesome fake photo recaps. Then watch the video recaps from Trash Talk TV. They aren't always politically correct, but they are all hilarious!
