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Who has the voodoo doll?

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Yesterday it was the sock and the computer.  Today it's everything else.  So, seriously, whoever has the voodoo doll that looks like me, PLEASE give me a break.

I had to leave school early today for a doctor's appointment, but when I woke up this morning I didn't feel good.  The kids in my class had been kind enough yo share their colds with me. The cough, the congestion, the sneezes.....GROSS!

As I'm leaving school I get a phone call from the doctor's office saying they need to reschedule my appointment.  I figure, oh well, the sub is already here and I feel like crap and I need to go to the store to buy some things for our 100th day of school celebration.  I decide that I might as well go home and go to sleep then go to the store later.  The sleep will be good for me.

And it was!  I still feel crummy, but I slept well.  Lol!

When I woke up I was hungry and decided that I needed soup.  So, being the awesome cook that I am  I opened a can and started cooking.  Actually, I just kind of stood there and watched and waited and waited and waited and waited.....

Then I screamed, "OMG! The oven is broken!"

I immediately call OCG cause, you know, what else am I going to do?

Me: I don't feel good and I want soup and the oven is broken!
OCG:  Wait a minute, did you just say you're making soup in the oven?
Me: umm, duh, how else am I going to make soup?
OCG: I don't know.  Maybe on the STOVE or in the microwave like a normal person.
Me: Ugh! I said oven, but I meant stove.  That's the top part, right?  It's on the top part, but it's not getting hot.
OCG: Did you turn it on?
Me: (getting angry)  Of course I turned it....oh, wait a minute...

Yea, I had forgotten to actually turn the STOVE on and I'm pretty sure OCG is still laughing at me.

I gave up on the soup and went back to bed.

I've spent the last couple of hours looking for my 100th day of school t-shirt and I can't find it.  It's hard to keep up with something you only wear once a year.

Now, I'm taking my sick self back to bed and hoping that somehow the t-shirt will magically appear in the morning and the cold will disappear.

Wanna be my sugar daddy?

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Who wants to be nice and buy me a new computer?

What? No one! Really?

Well, let me tell you what happened anyway.

I was sitting on the bed killing time and playing on the computer when I decided to move to the living room to watch the big TV.  I sort of half way put the screen down, stood up and took about four steps.  That's when I stepped on a sock that didn't quite make it into the basket with the dirty laundry like it was supposed to, slipped and fell.  It was one of those sudden, " I have no idea what's happening falls".

STOP LAUGHING!

I fell and the computer went flying.

Now, I've a a very colorful bruise that, luckily, is in a place no one had to see and the computer won't even turn on.  The screen looks a little wonky too and isn't exactly attached the way it's supposed to be attached.

Want to buy me a new computer now?

No?

Hey, it never hurts to ask, does it.  Lol!

Thank goodness for the iPad!

Who, me?

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Today at school one of my students approached me and said, "You know, you're a very good teacher but a very bad girl."

On the outside I smiled, but on the inside I panicked!  My first thoughts were...

How do you know?  Who told you?  You didn't see the pictures did you!"

Then I realized she was talking about the fact that I tried to get them to just sit on the playground and watch as I played.  They didn't go for it though!

Doesn't that make them the bad ones?

And.....

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I think my life is about to get way more interesting....of course, anything is more interesting than the way it's been for the last couple of weeks. Lol!