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OCG: How was your day?
Me: Awesome! I haven't seen that black car in two days. I think I scared the guy off!
OCG: OK.....or, his vacation ended and he went home.
Me: Maybe, but when I tell this story it's going to end with him getting out of town before I went all Rambo on his car.
OCG: Why do I hang out with you?
Me: Because I'm awesome!
I won't tell you what he said at this point, but if he hadn't been paying for dinner I probably would have gone all Rambo on him. lol!