I seriously think someone forgot to send the universe a memo about it being Me-vember!
First I get a stupid $37 ticket and now I've got a sinus infection.
I tried telling the doctor that I thought I had been poisoned. You see, I was feeling great and then I walked past a house that was tented for termites. It had the "warning poison" signs posted everywhere! It was a windy night and I could see the tent moving with the breeze. I was practically past the house when I noticed that the wind had caused some of the clips holding the flaps together to fall off.
I was holding my breath as I passed in front of the house, but you never know!
The doctor managed to not laugh at me as she assured me it was just a sinus infection.