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Thursday, July 31, 2014

The worst summer ever continues!

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They fixed my car.....WRONG!

No, I'm not kidding!

I get a call saying that I can pick up my car at 5:30, so I head north in the afternoon traffic and rain glad that the latest rental has windshield wipers.

I get there return the rental and have the guy at the counter laugh as he asks if I'm sure that I wan to turn it in.  Apparently, everyone in that office loved the Hertz rental story.  lol!

I finished up with the rental return and walk over to the collision area where they make me plunk down $500 before they show me my car. 

After they have my money, the car is brought around and I'm given the keys and walked out to take a look. Now, at this point, it's time for them to close shop and go home so they just want me to get in and drive away.

But, after my third walk around of the car I stop and point out that the bumper doesn't really fit and that the hood isn't lined up correctly.  The poor guy didn't know what to say.  He stumbled around, said the techs were already gone, asked if he could take pictures and promised to get with the techs and insurance guy tomorrow to work out what could be done. 

I told him to take the pictures and made him write on my receipt that here were problems that still needed to be addressed.  I apologized for being a pain, but pointed out that I was going through all of this while the person who caused my problems was walking around with no repercussions at all and the car had lost lots of resale value because of it.

He said he understood as he ran inside to get his camera as I opened the door to check out the inside.  Now, there was no actual damage done to the car door.....other than the fact that it couldn't be opened because of everything being pushed up and back into it.  Well.....

Apparently, something somewhere is no longer connected because the button to adjust the side mirrors and the button o open the trunk aren't working. 

I am so not impressed!

But, hey, the car is now drivable and it has windshield wipers so I brought it home with the promise of parts being ordered tomorrow.

I know the guy said he was going to call the insurance company tomorrow, but I called and left a message tonight. 


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

WHAT?!?

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So you guys have known about the card drive for Danny and you didn't tell me?  You need to share the fun things, people!  I haven't been getting out much lately.  lol!

It's okay. I forgive you...this time!  lol!

Sebastian is loving life on the west coast, but if his mom doesn't bring him back to Miami  for a visit soon I just may have to take a little trip out there.

  As you can see, he is as cute as ever!

I haven't been updating much because of my stupid finger, but it really is getting better.  I've had the sling off for most of today and it's just now starting to bother me.  I wonder if that has something to do with the fact that I'm trying to type like a normal person instead of just jabbing the keys with one finger.  lol!

I go to the specialist on Monday and I really want to be able to say,  "It's all better just take my co-pay and send me on my way."  Honestly, that's what I'm going to say whether they believe me or not.  lol!  I'm really over this whole thing!

I'm also over my whole car ordeal too!

I found out last week that the guy who drives the car that crashed into mine isn't taking or returning calls from his insurance company.  I told hem I wasn't surprised since he isn't cooperating with the police either and the police don't care since insurance will just pay for the repairs and no one was hurt.

His insurance decided last Monday that I had suffered enough and agreed to step up to the plate and do the right thing.  They had me turn in the rental car I was driving and they got another one from Hertz that they are paying the total bill for.  I'm waiting for them to reimburse me for the first rental.

Now, I have to tell you this and you need to listen very carefully.....

NEVER GET A RENTAL FROM HERTZ!!!!!

Especially, the Hertz at the Fontainebleau Hotel on Miami Beach!!!

I show up at the hotel Tuesday morning after turning in the rented Altima all excited to see what I'll be driving next.  There were two people working the rental counter, but only one of them handled insurance rentals.  Since she was busy with someone else I waited and waited and waited and watched Father Time tick off the minutes on the clock.   If you've never been to the Fontainebleau watch this clock video on YouTube.  It's pretty cool!  Every time I go there I am totally fascinated by this clock!



Anyway, Father Time clicked off almost twenty minutes before it was my turn to be waited on.  I have no idea what kind of car the lady in front of me got, but I watched and listened as the hotel guests rented and returned their convertible Mustangs and told myself  it was so worth the wait!

Well, it so wasn't!!!

You see, it was made painfully obvious that there were two different drawers for the rental keys.  One drawer was for hotel guest and the other was for us unlucky smucks who have their parked cars crashed into.

Life is so unfair!

I told the girl my sad story and she almost gave me a rental upgrade.  The guy working with her told her not to because they had "reservations"  Seriously!

Anyway, they finally finish the paperwork and after waiting for over 30 minutes I'm sent outside to a smoking area to wait for some guy to bring down my surprise rental.  After spending 10 minutes waiting and walking around to get away from the smokers and their smoke the guy shows up WALKING!  He says they have to give me a different car because the one I was supposed to get was making funny noises in the engine.

I follow him back inside and after another 5 minute wait, I'm sent back out to the smoking area where I once again do my best to dodge to smokers while I wait for the guy to show up with my rental.....a Nissan Sentra.

Now, please understand that I'm not hating on the Nissan.  Once upon a time, I drove a Nissan! I'm simply telling you that this Nissan had seen better days!

I just told myself, "Hey, at least the charge is no longer going on your credit card!"  hoped in and took off.

The next day I'm driving on the Dolphin Expressway when our daily summer afternoon monsoon hit.  If you know anything about south Florida, you know why I called it a monsoon!  If you know anything about Miami, you know that the Dolphin Expressway is more like a parking lot most days!

I turn on the windshield wipers and guess what?  There's only one blade.....and it's on the passenger side of the car.

I wish I were making this stuff up!

I manage to survive the drive...somehow.  As soon as I get stopped I call Hertz and my call goes to right to voice.mail.  I leave a message and I was actually nice.  I asked them to call me back and let me know what to do.  I volunteered to bring the car in so that they could put wiper blades on it.  They chose not to return the call.

By Friday, two days after I left the voice mail, I decide to go online and send an email to the Hertz company about the car and this local rental office.  This time I wasn't so nice!

On Monday, I started getting phone calls and they haven't stopped yet!  At first they ignored me and now they're harrassing me.  Seriously!

I called the garage and was told that my car would be ready to pick up on Tuesday and maybe even late Monday.  I get all excited and decide to go ahead and turn in the not so lovely Nissan that I have now examined closely and know that it has a Pennsylvania tag with an inspection sticker that expired in APRIL!

By the time I get to the Fontainebleu I've already had three phone messages from someone at Hertz.  Of course, he wasn't there when I arrived.  I turn in the car and the girl (the same one who gave me the clunker in the first place) is shocked that I'm not happy.

I went off!

I complain about the wipers and non returned phone message.  I tell her about the expired inspection sticker and how I guess that's why they've got the car in Florida to begin with.  I also point out that the car shakes when you get it up to 55 - 60 miles per hour and how that's lots of fun on the highway.  I say that they should be ashamed of themselves for even giving customers cars like this and ask if that's really how they want their company represented.  I complain that they didn't deem me worthy enough of a return call until I contacted their home office and now they won't stop calling me but it's just too little too late because I no longer want the car and will never be doing business with Hertz again.  I end my little tirade by saying that I would have felt safer driving my undriveable crashed car than what they gave me.

Her response.....Would you like us to give you another car?

No I don't want another car!  I don't want anything from you people ever ever again.  You should be ashamed!

Well, we can give you another car...

Shame on you! The only thing I wanted was a return call and some windshield wipers but you guys decided I wasn't important enough for that. I've been told that my car may be ready for pick up tomorrow and if it's not then I just won't go anywhere because I want nothing to do with you guys.

Then I tell her that I left the car parked outside in the smoking area and left.

I'm in the car with my friend who was there to give me a ride home telling her all about it when my phone rings.  Guess who!

This guy from Hertz wants to give me a $100 credit to use on my next rental. I tell him not to bother because I won't be using it.  He seemed shocked and very sarcastically said...

For the rest of your life you're never going to use a rental car again?

I'm sure that I will, but I won't be getting it from you!

Wow!  What can we do to make you happy?

You can't make me happy.  It's too late for that! If you had called me on Wednesday maybe I could have laughed this whole thing off as one of those things that only happens to me, but you didn't call.

I wasn't working on Wednesday.

Someone was working!  And someone has worked everyday since then, but no one cared enough to call.  This is horrible customer service and you should be ashamed for putting people in unsafe cars.

At this point I was over the whole thing and hung up.  He called back, but I didn't answer the call.

This morning I wake up to another call from someone else at the very same Hertz office.  Again, he's shocked that I'm unhappy and wants to offer me free stuff.

Again, I point out that I want nothing from them.  I am finished with them and everyone I know knows that I'm finished with them so they should just leave me alone because there's nothing they can ever say that will make me want to rent a car from them again.

He managed to wait 5 hours before calling me again.  I was busy and didn't hear the phone ring so it went to voice mail.  He left a message explaining the latest round of rental freebies they had waiting for me.

A little over 30 minutes after that another voice mail was left from the Hertz south Florida general manager wanting to talk to me about "the problem" I had with one of his locations.  I'll probably call him tomorrow and ask if he can spell "restraining order" because now all I want is for them to stop calling me!

I can't get them to understand that you can't undo horrible customer service and that I'm not looking for anything free.....at least not from them!

In between all these calls from Hertz I also missed one from the repair place saying that they are putting the finishing touches on my car and they want to clean it up but that it would be ready o pick up in the afternoon..

I get OCG to drop me off there around 4PM all excited to have my car again. I insist that I don't want him to wait for me because I'm so excited to get my car back that I'm going to take the long way home and that I may even stop off to visit a couple of my other boyfriends.

The girl at the desk was shocked to see me.  She leaves me waiting while she goes to get the guy in charge of my repairs.  He comes in looking timid and says he's really sorry, but my car is still in assembly and then needs to be cleaned up and for me to please not hold this against him.

That's no what you said on the message you left me this morning.

I know and it's all my fault, please don't hold this against me.  The day just kind of got away from me and I didn't call you back when I should have.  Please don't hold this against me.

Can I wait while you finish up because my ride just left and without my car I don't have a way home.

There was another guy sitting in the lobby listening to our conversation and he cracked up laughing.

Story of my life!

The repair guy leaves me siting there while he goes to check with his technition and then comes back to tell me that the car won't be ready until tomorrow.  He gives me a voucher for another free rental points me toward Enterprise across the street and one against asks me not to hold this against him.

He was so worried that I was going to "hold this against him" that I almost asked him if he knew someone at Hertz and if he did know someone there what did they say about me that had him so scared of me?  But, I decided that I liked the fact that he was a little scared and just left to get the third rental car I've driven in the 24 days since mine got smashed.  I also said a quick and silent prayer for this rental to please have windshield wipers!

It does!

Now, if you're still reading this, you have a much longer attention span than I do and I apologize for any and all spelling mistakes.  My finger really hurts now and for some reason the stupid "t' key on my computer is sticking and not wanting to type.

So, how was your day?










Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Monday, July 28, 2014

A favor for Sebastian, his mom & me!

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Sebastian's mom reached out to me today and shared this news story about a little boy with an inoperable brain tumor wanting cards for his sixth birthday.

http://6abc.com/201528/

Just look at that adorable face!

As soon as I read his story, I knew I would do two things:

1. Make and send a card even though I am truly horrible at card making and
2. Share his story with you guys because you are truly wonderful at card making

We missed his birthday, but that doesn't matter.  We can still send cards.  We can still cheer him up.  We can still do something to help make him feel a little less lonely.  This story was originally aired on July 19th and he had received around 40 cards at that time.  We can do better than that!

Sebastian, his mom and I have all witnessed your talents and generosity.  Now, it's time for Danny to feel it too!  Please read and share Danny's story, send a card and make a little boy's day a little brighter.

I know that you guys will do this because you are totally awesome and always step up when I ask for help.  I know that you will do it because that's just the kind of giving people that you are. I know that you will do this because it's something Sebastian has requested and it's way too hard to say no to Sebastian.  I know that you will do it because just like me you've looked at Danny's picture and fallen in love with that smile.

Let's get his kid some cards!

Danny Nickerson
P.O. Box 212
Foxboro, MA 02035

Let's spread the word and get him even more cards!  Leave a comment on this post showing the card you're sending and/or where you've shared Danny's story and I'll round up a prize or two to give away.

You guys are the best!

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Friday, July 18, 2014

Dear Karma...

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Dear Karma,

I give up!  You win!  I would wave the white flag in surrender but my finger hurts too much!





I had a door slam on it last week, but I didn't go to the doctor until today.  I told them, "I'm pretty sure it's not broken because I can bend it, but it hurts so much that I don't want to bend it.  WHY! Why does it still hurt a week later?"

They took some x-rays and I was right it's not broken, but there is some nerve damage.  I'm supposed to let it rest and try not to hurt it anymore.  I also have a follow up appointment in a couple of weeks.

I get to take the little sling, or whatever you call that thing, off to shower and if it gets on my nerves too much I don't have to wear it after a week.  So, the first thing I did when I got home was take it off. What can I say, it got on my nerves!  lol!  The second thing I did was bump my stupid finger and scream cause it hurt.

I'm wearing the little sling thingy again.  lol!

Orange Croc Guy has declared me, "The worst taper wrapper upper ever!"

It's not pretty, but it keeps me from hurting so I can live with it! lol!

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Seriously!?!

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So, I called the police today for an update on my car.  What a waste of time that was!  Here's what they know so far....

They actually got a response from the letter they mailed to the car owner.  The 60 something year old son of the 80 something year old owner called the police.  He lives somewhere on Miami Beach and has his mother's car.  He claims that he let someone borrow the car that day and when they returned it they didn't say anything about being in an accident.  He also claims to only know the fist name of the person he let borrow the car. No last name...no address...nothing!

If you believe that, I've got some swamp land I'd like to sell you!

The cops claim that the investigation is basically dead in the water.  There's nothing else they can do if the man won't give up the name.  Then even if he gives up the name, the witness has to be able to pick the guy out of a line up.  If the witness can't or won't pick the guy out of a line up, then once again there's nothing the police can do.

Keep in mind that I was/am very angry about this whole thing and the lack of concern on the part of the police.  Here are just some tidbits from my conversation with the non-investigation officer.

ME: Can't you make him tell you the name of the person driving the car?
HIM: How would we do that?
ME: Get a warrant!  Isn't he withholding evidence?
HIM: No

ME: So, you're telling me that if this was car or your wife's car or your mother's car that this is exactly how you would handle this investigation.
HIM: absolutely.  I have to go by the books

At this point my ears may have actually started to bleed because it seems like every night that is another story about a corrupt Miami Beach Police Officer on the news.

ME: Well, if he lives on the beach then can't you tow the car?
HIM: Why would we do that?
ME: It was involved in a hit and run!  Tow it and he'll tell you who was driving it.
HIM: That would be illegal.  If we were actively looking for the car it could be towed, but he called me.

I lost count of how many times the cop on the phone said, "You just want him to go to jail....You just want him to go to jail...insurance will pay to fix your car...you just want him to go to jail.."

 I got a little angry at one point and said, "I don't care if he goes to jail.  I want the money that I'm having to pay out because I was the unlucky person who happened to be parked in that spot at that time."

Then I changed my mind and said, "I take that back.  I do care if he goes to jail because if he's willing to do this what else is he out there doing?"

I didn't get a response to that question, but I'm probably going to get a parking ticket a day for the rest of my life.

The cop told me I would probably have to go after the car owner in a civil case to recoup my money.

How sad is that?  I'm probably going to have to sue an 80 year old woman because her 60 year old son won't step up and tell the truth.




Wednesday, July 16, 2014

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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Where are the Big Brother fans?

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On Thursday night I was watching Big Brother and during the scene where Cody was talking Nicole into keeping Zack I looked away from his gorgeous face long enough to notice that he was wearing a fitbit!

My first thought was, "Oh look, he has one too!  He must love me!"  

My second thought was, "Why is he wearing that thing?  Doesn't he know the battery only lasts for like five days?  Looks like we've got another young hottie that isn't very smart on our hands!"

Then I noticed a couple of the others were wearing them too.  Then I thought, "Oh Lord, this explains a lot about what has been going on in this house.  Their batteries are all dead and their brains aren't working!"

Imagine my surprise when Julie said they were wearing them as part of the show!  I was glad to know that they weren't brain dead just because their batteries were.  It's comforting to know that they have bigger issues! lol!

Even though my favorite line of the night was, "Devin, you have 5 personalities and they all suck.",  I'm glad that Zack was saved. 

I really hope they follow through with the plan to get rid of Devin!

Anyway, back to the fitbit twist.  I would like to point out that when I checked their stats I had totally smoked them all in steps taken and active moments and I wasn't even trying!

Oh,  how they need to put me in that house!

Now, you need to do a couple of things.  Get a fitbit and help me outdo these losers.  Just remember to keep it a secret because I don't want my friends to know that I'm actually starting to enjoy this thing.

And don't forget to check out The B-Side Blog for her awesome fake photo recaps.  Then watch the video recaps from Trash Talk TV.  They aren't always politically correct, but they are all hilarious!

Friday, July 11, 2014

Pat! Pat! Pat!

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You have to tell me how to put gas in the rental car!  I hadn't even thought about that.  LOL!

Thursday, July 10, 2014

The rental car...

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I  know you guys are probably tired of hearing about my poor mashed up car, so I thought I would tell you about the rental car I got today.

Yes, it took until today, 4 days after my car got mashed up, to get a rental!  Oh, the joys of being on the losing end of a hit and run...

I got to the car rental place and as I waited for the little hottie behind the counter to get my paperwork ready I told him about my car and why I needed a rental for the next two weeks.  He couldn't help himself---he fell madly in love with me!  It's understandable, I mean, even though I'm old enough to be.....his mother's friend...I'm hot and I have a great personality.

He was so taken by my beauty and grace that he gave me a free upgrade from the "economy" car that the insurance was willing to pay for.  Now, for the next two weeks I'll be driving around in a Nissan Altima.  Road trip, anyone?

Well, as soon as I got the rental, I had to drive to the collision shop that is fixing my car to sign off on some paperwork promising them that I would be coughing up 500 of my hard earned dollars.

That took all of three minutes which was all the time the weather needed to turn on me and start pouring.  Seriously, I mean POURING!!!!! Oh, the joys of living in Florida this time of year...

I consider waiting for the storm to pass, but decide that's a waste of time and make dash out to the car.  I get in, put on the seat belt and push the button to start the car.  The lights come on and I think I'm all good to go so I put the car in reverse.  It started to roll down the incline I was parked on, but I didn't really have control.  I quickly put on the brakes.  Then I tried putting the car in drive to move back into the parking place, but all I did was roll back further.

I guess this is where I should point out that I am a POOR Kindergarten teacher and have never had a push button start car!

I pushed the button to turn the car off with no problem.  I push it to restart the car and the lights come on again.  Once again, I put the car in reverse and roll a little further out of the parking place.  That's right, once again the car wasn't actually on.

At this point I'm sticking half out of the parking space in the pouring rain with a van an another car waiting for me to decide what I'm going to do so they can get out of the parking lot too.

I looked at the driver of the van and though my hands up in the "I give up" way frustrated people do.  I was hoping he would come over to see if he could help me, but it was raining way too hard for that.  He just went around me and the car that was behind him followed.

I sat there and thought about going back into the repair shop and and asking the lady at the desk if she would send one of the guys out to help me get this car started, but it was also raining way too hard for that.

I sat there looked around at where I was parked and at the rain pouring down and thought, "This is not going to end well for me!"  Then I thought, "Well, at least I'm at the place that will be able to fix the car when someone comes along and hits me."

Suddenly, it hits me!  I know what to do!  I pull out my cell phone and call the young hottie at the rental place.

No, seriously, that's what I did!

I tell him that I've pushed the button and all the lights came on , but the car won't actually start.  Without laughing at me, he informs me that I need to put my foot on the brake THEN push the button.

They never show that part on the TV commercials!

He very nicely tells me how to turn the car off too.  Obviously, I had already figured that out or I wouldn't be needing help getting the thing to start.  It was all right though.  He was pretty...he didn't need to be smart.  lol!

And...well, I hope I'm pretty enough that I don't have to be smart either because I need help to start a stupid car.  LOL!

So, what do you think?  Think he's still in love with me?

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

$500!

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The insurance company isn't going to total out my car after all.  That means I'm only out the $500 deductible.

$500 I shouldn't have to spend, but because of that loser hitting my car and taking off, I'm spending money that I had planned to use for better more fun things.

Anyone want to give me an early $500 cash Christmas present?

I also talked to the police today.  Officer Lopez of the MBPD said that he would be mailing a letter to the registered owner of the Lincoln and hopes that she'll respond.

Seriously?!?  A letter in the mail!  Is this really how detective work is done?

I asked why a letter?  Why not go to her house or call her on the phone? 

He reminded me that she lives in Port St. Lucie.  

I offered to pay for the long distance call if they needed me too.  I mean, I'm already out $500 why not pay for the long distance call if this will help speed things up a bit.

He told me that's not how this works.

I'm pretty sure a letter going out in the mail 4 days after everything happened is proof that nobody is actually "working" this case.

Bitter, party of one!  lol!

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

What a pain!

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So, the police don't seem too concerned about my poor car.  I called the number I was given today and asked if they could give me some sort of update.  I was told that they would have the investigator assigned to the case give me a call tomorrow to let me know when he could start investigating the incident.

I guess they figure that no one was hurt and insurance will take care of the car.  Meanwhile, who ever did it gets away.

A year ago I get pulled over because my tag was similar to one that was reported stolen.  Six months ago I got a ticket because of the Esserman International frame that was around my tag.  BUT, whoever hit my parked car and took off just gets away with it.

Where is the fairness in all of this?


Monday, July 7, 2014

I knew it!

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I got a call earlier today from one of my friends telling me that my VW emblem was still in the road, but the military police vanity tag from the car that hit mine was gone.

I knew it!!!

I told the cop to bag it as evidence!  I bet the loser who hit my parked car and took off sneaked back in the  middle of the night and took it so it couldn't be used against him in a court of law.

Seriously, had that cop never seen a single episode of CSI Miami?

You bag everything cause it's always the stupid thing that breaks the case.  There were probably fingerprints on that stupid tag!

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Anybody want to buy me a new car?

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So, I was having a great day!  Great weather, great friends, great food and lots of fun-----then this happened...

I go walking out to my car that was parked on the street and before I see my car I see a police car.  I start walking a little faster cause I don't want a ticket or a tow or whatever he has planned for me.  I'm already to point out that it's my car and I  didn't steal it.  That issue was resolved over a year ago.  My tag is just similar to someone else's and it's not the one that was reported stolen.

 Then I remember the parking ticket for the frame around my tag and I'm ready to point out that I took it off a long time ago and even mailed in pictures with a very rude letter as proof I had taken it off.

Then I think that maybe I should just slow down and let the guy give me a ticket or tow it or whatever he was doing. lol!

That's when I notice that my pretty car doesn't look so pretty anymore!

I knew that parking space was too good to be true!  Something bad always happens when I find a good parking space!
  
 Like a dummy, I ignore the policeman sitting in his car and hit the little beeper thingy to unlock mine.  It worked!  The policeman heard the beep, looked up and while pointing I said, "That's my car!"

He gets out of his car and I ask, "What happened?"  In a very wise and authoritative voice he answers, "Someone hit it."

Seriously!?!?  

Great detective skills on that one!



He then tells me that there was a witness and according to him it was an older car with a young guy driving.  He was driving pretty fast and decided to make a right turn.  While making the turn, he crossed over the lanes in the road and hit my parked car that was on the opposite side of the street and kept going.  

I have no idea who the witness was, but he was nice enough to try to make the guy stop and when he wouldn't the witness got his tag number and called the police.  The witness was already gone by the time I stumbled onto the whole thing.

I was told that the car that hit mine was registered to an older lady from Port St. Lucie and that no report had been made about the car being stolen.  So, they don't know if the car was stolen and just not reported yet or if maybe she had a son who was driving her car.  

I was also told that because it was a hit and run the investigation alone would probably take about two weeks.  

My car was hit so hard that it was pushed over against the curb and back into the truck that was parked behind me. 

Lucky me!  I have damage on the front and back of my car. 

I asked how the other car was able to drive away after causing so much damage to mine and was told that it was an older model Lincoln and those things are like tanks.

The VW emblem  that used to be on the front of my car ended up on the road beside my passenger side door along with this lovely "Military Police" vanity tag from the front of the Lincoln that hit me.  Apparently, I wouldn't make a very good police detective because I though the police should take that tag and bag it for evidence.  The cop tried not to laugh at me when I suggested it.

That's not rain water in the street!  That's from all the fluids that were leaking out of my car.


Underneath the Military Police tag was this one...

I googled it and the Savanna Club is a retirement community.  Maybe I could be a police detective after all!

So, if you guys happen to see someone driving a messed up red Lincoln that's registered to some lady in Port St. Lucie, Florida...PLEASE call the police for me!

Also, if you would like to buy me a new car...that would be awesome!




 

 




 






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Fitbit mania continues

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Everyday I have to listen to my friends brag about how many steps they've taken and how many calories they've burned and blah, blah, blah.  While I sit comfortably on the couch and say, "I slept for 9.25 hours last night!"

Yep, this thing is awesome!

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