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It's finally happened! My dream has finally come true....kind of....
I've always wanted a sugar daddy and now I've got one! The best part is that Orange Croc Guy isn't even jealous because my sugar daddy is only five years old. LOL!
Here's how the most interesting conversation I had today went....
5 year old: Look, Ms. Brown, I've got a dollar!
Me: Cool! Is that your lunch money?
5 year old: No, it's just mine.
Me: Well, why don't you go put it in your bookbag so that you don't lose it?
5 year old: Here, you can have it.
Me: No, you keep it. Are you sure it's not your lunch money?
5 year old: You can have it. Go buy yourself some new clothes.
Me: Why? Don't you like my clothes?
5 year old: I do, but you can buy some new ones.
Me: Honey, I really think we should give that dollar to the ladies in the lunch room.
5 year old: Why? I have a lunch box.
Me: OK, well, where did you get the dollar?
5 year old: My mommy gave it to me.
Me: Did she say what it was for?
5 year old: It's so I can buy myself a snack after school.
Me: OK, so why don't you go put it in your book bag so you don't lose it. If you lose it, you won't be able to buy a snack.
5 year old: OK
Now, if only I could figure out how to get a grown man to give me money for new clothes....