Download wordart hereI had to make a stop at Home Depot for Orange Croc Guy today. I'm always do such nice things for him. lol!
Well, I picked up the "way important" things that he needed, paid for everything and left the store without incident. I was proud of myself!
I was in the parking lot walking toward my car when I noticed a guy driving his car and weaving toward me. You know what I'm talking about? He was driving slowly and kind of going back and forth, like he was pretending that he wanted to hit me.
I immediately thought, "OMG! This guy wants to get my attention." Then I thought, "I wonder if he's cute?"
A few seconds after that I was thinking, "OMG! This guy is trying to kill me!" as I moved closer to some parked cars and further away from the oncoming Chevy of death.
The Chevy of death rode past me and I couldn't help but laugh and think, "OMG! That is so funny" as I watched the guy driving try to swat away a bee or whatever bug was flying around inside of his car.
Think I'll stay away from the Home Depot parking lot for awhile.
