I can't believe I didn't tell you that I actually got up last Saturday and cooked breakfast. I made bacon and eggs with ham, cheese and green onions and they weren't completely unedible.
The bacon was mostly unburned and even though most of the fillings were on the outside of my eggs you could tell that it was supposed to be an omelet. There was a definite fold in the eggs!
I was so excited!
My neighbors weren't as excited as I was when I went next door to show them my plate.
How was I supposed to know that they were still sleeping?
