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Thursday, April 14, 2011

My life as a reality show

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On the radio this morning they asked people what TV station would broadcast a reality show about your life. The on air personalities all voiced their opinions on their own lives. One guy said his reality show would run on the Nature Channel because he likes to hunt and fish. Someone else said their's would run on the Food Channel because he liked to cook and to eat. I don't remember what the other people said.

I decided very quickly that a reality show about my life would run on the Syfy Channel because I'm living through this crap and I don't even believe it. lol!

Then, just to prove that I belonged on the Syfy Channel---I got attacked by a bird. Seriously!

Mockingbirds are mean!

I got to school and walked down the sidewalk to the main office with no problem, but when I walked back along that very same sidewalk the bird attacked. At first I wasn't sure what had happened, so I looked around to see what was going on and saw the bird coming back for round two. I quickly started walking away, but I guess I wasn't going fast enough cause he got me again.

At this point I did the only thing I could do. I started screaming, running, ducking and checking my hair for bird poop all at the same time. lol! Thank goodness there were no cameras around!

Here's hoping that bird isn't home when I get to school tomorrow!

6 comments:

  1. Poor you!!! But too bad there weren't cameras, I'm sure it was hilarious to see ;)
    Thanks for making the start of my day so awesome everyday with your word art and tid bits of your life :) xoxo

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  2. Thanks for the lovely word art :)

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  3. Thank you so much for this post. I want to let you know that I posted a link to your blog in CBH Digital Scrapbooking Freebies, under the Page 8 post on Apr. 14, 2011. Thanks again.

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  4. Not only do you have to watch out for the munchkins at your feet, but birds in your hair! What a life!

    Thank you for the word art.

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  5. Just a quick note to let you know that a link to this post will be placed on CraftCrave in the DigiFree category today [15 Apr 01:00am GMT]. Thanks, Maria

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  6. Our neighbor was mowing one day and a Kildeer (bird) kept diving at her the whole time (apparantly protecting her babies). We just laughed the entire time. We talked about it at our next block party, and it was just so funny. Too bad we didn't have a camera. Thank you for this sentiment!

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