After spending the morning cleaning and doing other boring stuff like that I decided to make myself a sandwich for lunch. Ususally, I'm pretty good at making sandwichs because they don't involve heating anything up and so the smoke alarm almost never goes off.
I satdown to eat with my drink and a bag of the Cheetos I bought yesterday. I had just taken my first bite of the sandwich and was placing it back on the plate when I saw what I thought was a bug---on my plate.
I did what any normal person would do and panicked! I shoved the plate forward and jumped up so quickly that my chair actually fell over backwards. I thought it was funny that even with all that excitement the bug on my plate never moved.
It never moved because it WAS NOT a bug. It was just one of the little seeds from the Rye bread that I had used to make my sandwich. lol!
Does this mean that I have to add sandwiches to the growing list of things I can't cook?
Thank you for the sentiment. Oh, how it describes how I feel sometimes. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for this post. I want to let you know that I posted a link to your blog in CBH Digital Scrapbooking Freebies, under the Page 4 post on Aug. 14, 2011. Thanks again.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry but I did really laugh at your bug story......thanks for the giggle and hope you don't find any more bugs on your plate ;)
ReplyDeleteThis is such a perfect sentiment!! It makes me feel good that there are other people who feel this way instead of all of the gushy baloney sentiments I see all the time that make me feel inadequate. Thank you so much for sharing :)
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