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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Blog Trespassers!

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I've got lots of things that I wanted to tell you about today, but instead I need to tell that I made a big mistake and shared my blog with the people at work and now I may have to change my name leave the country.

Another teacher talked about the card drive we've got going for Sebastian in our faculty meeting and asked if other teachers would have their kids make cards. Everyone was so open to the idea even though they don't know him that I thought it would be nice for them to "meet" him and shared the blog link.

Yeah, I didn't think that one through very well! Stupid me thought they would read about Sebastian and move on. BUT NO! They keep reading about my life and telling me that they're doing it. They're all laughing at me and asking questions and pointing fingers. It's awful! I feel like my secret identity has been exposed and now I've lost all my super powers.

I think there were a hand full of people that knew I blogged, but they didn't know where I blogged and I liked it that way. You see, if the people I know don't know what I'm blogging about they can't tell my mom and if they can't tell my mom then I can't get grounded or disowned or placed on Santa's bad list.

The guidance counselor at my school was the only one who ever found my blog on her own. That's only because she got smart one day and started googling "orange croc guy and cute fajita delivery guy". Why do guidance counselors have to be such over achievers?

Anyway, they're all on to me now and I have to do something until they lose interest in my lack of a life and move on. I've got a couple of ideas that may work and I want to see what you guys think.

First of all, I'm thinking about adding subliminal messages to all my blog posts. I work with the best people in the whole world. They're be very subtle and you won't even know they're here. If you work at GPES stop reading this and go grade papers or something. If the messages work I won't have to keep them up for very long. GPES people should never visit this site again. I'm confident this idea will work!

One teacher was talking to me and trying to figure out which posts were real and which ones were shares from my NaNoWriMo writing. She figured out on her own that the posts in blue were fiction.

That lead me to my second idea---I can just start posting everything in blue. Blue is my favorite color after all! The problem with this idea is that I'm blonde and I'm afraid I'll get confused about what's real and what's not. Plus, I really need to use orange when I'm quoting Orange Croc Guy and red when I'm quoting the Cute Fajita Delivery Guy cause he's just so hot!

My third and last idea would be the hardest to pull off, but will probably have the fastest and most permanent results.---I could scare them away! I can get the basement ghosts from my photography class, that evil speed checker thingy from the road and my bi-polar GPS that purposely tries to get me lost to gang up on those blog trespassers. The only problem with this idea is that I may scare myself away too. Seriously, my GPS is mean!

If none of these ideas work, I'm probably going to go all federal witness protection on you guys and disappear. So, if I suddenly abandon this blog and it gets taken over by someone named Susie Mae in Wyoming or some other place that's not Miami don't worry. I promise she'll be just as pretty as I am.

18 comments:

  1. Thanks for the word art!

    I hope that the trespassers will get the HINT!!!!!

    Your identity will be safe with us! :)

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  2. Eish, not nice, lol, but all your tatics look good, maybe the last is the best, do it onece and Very Good........heheheha
    Absolutely love your post's , so rather opt for a blog move under a new name, but so that we can still follow, pretty please
    lotsa luv
    ps: maybe write in purple and confuse them totally..........lol lol

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  3. Oh gosh sweetie, thank you for this MUCH needed laugh!! Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for you but the way you wrote this all down made me laugh big time.
    Please post something hilarious every now and then, I need it through this tough time for me. (you know what I mean)

    Hugs from Holland!
    Suzan

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    1. Thanks Ginger. ..... I have just gone public with my blog and my youngest daughter commented - I feel as though I am trespassing in your life.
      You are inspirational so don't let 'trespassers' put you off, if they are judging you they are not loving you. I am sure they will get bored and go away when something new happens.
      Grit your teeth girl, we were here first!!! AND WE LOVE YOU xxx

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  4. Oh NO!!!! How will all of us "Ginger's House blog" addicts find you if you disappear???? Can you send us a message that only we can read??? We could all email you for your new name....and of course you will recognize all your colleagues' emails and delete them. Then again you could change jobs..just kidding. Please find a suitable solution!!!
    Hugs, hugs, hugs.
    Ruth

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  5. LOL...You CRACK me up...but I totally 'get ya'...now don't go disappearing on us.

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  6. Fabulous digi sentiment, thank you so much. hugs Shirleyxxxxx

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  7. That's funny that everyone was thinking the same thing I was. We need a "code" word so we know where to find you if you move. Change the look of your blog. That will fool them. hehe Thanks for the word art.

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  8. LOL! You are too funny. I just found your Blog recently and Now I have to go back and read it all. I know what you mean about sharing your blog with people you know, I've only shared mine with a few people I know. Thanks so much for the cool word art.
    :)

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  9. Oh no exposed....how do you get out of this one?! My best plan is generally stick my head in the sand and hope it all goes away .......anyway, you can't leave until you let us know what happens to Harmony, so you will just have to grin and bear it....I have large dark glasses if you need them, no one will know it's you!
    Diane

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  10. LOL! What a great post. Love all the subtle subliminal messages. Hoping beyond hope that it works for you. : )

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  11. subliminal sounds like a great idea- or you could let the big, bad wolf out of the closet and tell those trespassers they better hit the high road!
    just be sure to let the right ones in on the code ... thanks for a smile tonight- I needed it!

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  12. OMG Ginger, you are absolutely the funniest and most interesting person I have ever known. I love it. Love the subliminal messages. You are just awesome and you make my day. Thank you. April aka aprilthescrapaholic

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  13. We need to gang up on your co-workers and chase them away! Maybe you should go to all the classrooms and assign a lot of homework then the teachers would have to spend additional hours correcting it and not reading your blog. Now for the counselor, just start sending random people to her.

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  14. I hope you haven't had too much more fallout. I can't imagine what you've been through. Heather in Houston/ GSOLFOT

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