I just wanted to pop in and let you guys know that I'm home and doing OK. Your emails have been wonderful and I'm sorry that I'm not answering all of them right away. I'll try to get to them over the next couple of days and between my naps.
I got home last night around 7:30 and have to go back in on Thursday afternoon just to be seen and make sure everything is OK. I told the doctor that I think she needs to start giving me frequent flyer points, but I also said some pretty mean things because I was in pain and I don't like pain so I'm pretty sure the frequent flyer points are a no go.
I will spare you the gory details and just say that my girly parts have seriously been violated and they may need counseling.
I should know in a week or so if they were able to cut everything out or if they want to violate my girly parts some more.
Right now I'm going to take another nap, but I promise that when I'm feeling better I'll tell you about the poor UPS smuck that had to use his personal vehicle to deliver my package at 10 PM Monday night.