Have you seen the TV show Zoo? I've watched the first couple of episodes so I'm not sure what is going on, but I am here to tell you that IT IS HAPPENING! It's happening now! Trust me!
I was putting gas in my car and as I stood there I watched as a pigeon walked around close by. (is that what they do? Do pigeons walk?). Anyway, it was close to me and getting closer and I was a little freaked out. I decided to adjust my stance hoping the movement would make the pigeon go away.
I had no plans of hurting that bird. I was never going to hurt it! I just wanted it to get away from me and it worked. The stupid pigeon backed up and I was happy!
Then.....it came back for me.
It once again started walking toward me and as it got closer I once again moved. This time the pigeon left completely. I was happy because like I said.....those things freak me out!
After I finished pumping my gas and was getting into the car guess who decided to fly over and hit my head with its wings? You got it....that stupid pigeon! It assaulted me!
I never laid a finger on that pigeon but it winged me! On purpose!
IT IS HAPPENING!
Watch Zoo and you'll know what I'm talking about.....it's happening and no one should trust the pigeons!
Have to watch the show--hadn't heard of it. Thank you for the word art.
ReplyDeleteI have it all recorded but haven't watched it yet. Now you have me curious. Thanks for all your quotes!
ReplyDeleteIt's only happening in America!
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Thanks for the sentiment, the TV review and the story.............it put a smile on my face, but I really do not like pigeons or crows!!!
ReplyDeleteI have been watching Zoo from Australia (fast tracked from US) amazing but scary - very scary. My daughter has a thing about pigeons as well and there are heaps at her High School. She swears they follow her with their beady eyes and strutting legs and if she stops under a walkway beam she has to make sure none are above ready to poop on her!!!
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