Dear Karma...

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Dear Karma,

I give up!  You win!  I would wave the white flag in surrender but my finger hurts too much!

I had a door slam on it last week, but I didn't go to the doctor until today.  I told them, "I'm pretty sure it's not broken because I can bend it, but it hurts so much that I don't want to bend it.  WHY! Why does it still hurt a week later?"

They took some x-rays and I was right it's not broken, but there is some nerve damage.  I'm supposed to let it rest and try not to hurt it anymore.  I also have a follow up appointment in a couple of weeks.

I get to take the little sling, or whatever you call that thing, off to shower and if it gets on my nerves too much I don't have to wear it after a week.  So, the first thing I did when I got home was take it off. What can I say, it got on my nerves!  lol!  The second thing I did was bump my stupid finger and scream cause it hurt.

I'm wearing the little sling thingy again.  lol!

Orange Croc Guy has declared me, "The worst taper wrapper upper ever!"

It's not pretty, but it keeps me from hurting so I can live with it! lol!

Seriously!?!

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So, I called the police today for an update on my car.  What a waste of time that was!  Here's what they know so far....

They actually got a response from the letter they mailed to the car owner.  The 60 something year old son of the 80 something year old owner called the police.  He lives somewhere on Miami Beach and has his mother's car.  He claims that he let someone borrow the car that day and when they returned it they didn't say anything about being in an accident.  He also claims to only know the fist name of the person he let borrow the car. No last name...no address...nothing!

If you believe that, I've got some swamp land I'd like to sell you!

The cops claim that the investigation is basically dead in the water.  There's nothing else they can do if the man won't give up the name.  Then even if he gives up the name, the witness has to be able to pick the guy out of a line up.  If the witness can't or won't pick the guy out of a line up, then once again there's nothing the police can do.

Keep in mind that I was/am very angry about this whole thing and the lack of concern on the part of the police.  Here are just some tidbits from my conversation with the non-investigation officer.

ME: Can't you make him tell you the name of the person driving the car?
HIM: How would we do that?
ME: Get a warrant!  Isn't he withholding evidence?
HIM: No

ME: So, you're telling me that if this was car or your wife's car or your mother's car that this is exactly how you would handle this investigation.
HIM: absolutely.  I have to go by the books. 

At this point my ears may have actually started to bleed because it seems like every night that is another story about a corrupt Miami Beach Police Officer on the news.

ME: Well, if he lives on the beach then can't you tow the car?
HIM: Why would we do that?
ME: It was involved in a hit and run!  Tow it and he'll tell you who was driving it.
HIM: That would be illegal.  If we were actively looking for the car it could be towed, but he called me.

I lost count of how many times the cop on the phone said, "You just want him to go to jail....You just want him to go to jail...insurance will pay to fix your car...you just want him to go to jail.."

 I got a little angry at one point and said, "I don't care if he goes to jail.  I want the money that I'm having to pay out because I was the unlucky person who happened to be parked in that spot at that time."

Then I changed my mind and said, "I take that back.  I do care if he goes to jail because if he's willing to do this what else is he out there doing?"

I didn't get a response to that question, but I'm probably going to get a parking ticket a day for the rest of my life.

The cop told me I would probably have to go after the car owner in a civil case to recoup my money.

How sad is that?  I'm probably going to have to sue an 80 year old woman because her 60 year old son won't step up and tell the truth.

7-16-14

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7-15-14

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7-14-14

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7-13-14

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Where are the Big Brother fans?

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On Thursday night I was watching Big Brother and during the scene where Cody was talking Nicole into keeping Zack I looked away from his gorgeous face long enough to notice that he was wearing a fitbit!

My first thought was, "Oh look, he has one too!  He must love me!"  

My second thought was, "Why is he wearing that thing?  Doesn't he know the battery only lasts for like five days?  Looks like we've got another young hottie that isn't very smart on our hands!"

Then I noticed a couple of the others were wearing them too.  Then I thought, "Oh Lord, this explains a lot about what has been going on in this house.  Their batteries are all dead and their brains aren't working!"

Imagine my surprise when Julie said they were wearing them as part of the show!  I was glad to know that they weren't brain dead just because their batteries were.  It's comforting to know that they have bigger issues! lol!

Even though my favorite line of the night was, "Devin, you have 5 personalities and they all suck.",  I'm glad that Zack was saved. 

I really hope they follow through with the plan to get rid of Devin!

Anyway, back to the fitbit twist.  I would like to point out that when I checked their stats I had totally smoked them all in steps taken and active moments and I wasn't even trying!

Oh,  how they need to put me in that house!

Now, you need to do a couple of things.  Get a fitbit and help me outdo these losers.  Just remember to keep it a secret because I don't want my friends to know that I'm actually starting to enjoy this thing.

And don't forget to check out The B-Side Blog for her awesome fake photo recaps.  Then watch the video recaps from Trash Talk TV.  They aren't always politically correct, but they are all hilarious!